Chapter one of the re-write is ready to go. Crystalline is born anew, the writing is no longer that bad. Old readers and new readers may rejoice while the editor cowers from all the words to be edited. The quality is now that of Tomb Of Magic and there's all sorts of new things if you're new to the story or wanting to re-read it. I really hope you guys like it and read all the crazy sequels if you do. Be sure to comment and upvote all those things.
1) You call the genre tags 'skittle labels' or gods forbid 'flavors'
2) You have tried to hug an author at least once
3) You are entirely sure you have judged a single piece of cover art more than you judge your own family
4) Sleep is for the weak but you take this to new extremes
5) You have become so desperate for green thumbs that you will disregard human life and mulititate gardeners in the name of writing trophies
6) You make these lists